Let me tell you about this temporary little home of mine. Pismo Beach is located on the central
California coast, about 240 miles south of San Francisco and 180 miles north of
Los Angeles. While the official population is measly 7655, there are a large
number of vacation rentals around and multiple RV parks outskirts of town, so
I’m guessing that the temporary and transient people in the area bump the
population up by at least a thousand!
My clothes are neither beach-y enough nor bohemian enough to
give off the impression that I belong here. The town looks like it had its
heyday in the 1950s and it continues to channel that vibe with its beach
bungalow motels and neon signs. Almost
all of the chain stores have been kept at a distance. You won’t find a full-sized
grocery store, a bank, or movie theater. You WILL find motels, eateries, stores selling
kitschy beachwear, 2 tattoo parlors, and a palm reader, among other things.
‘Pismo’ is a Chumash Indian word roughly translating to
‘tar’ and it refers to the natural asphalt that bubbles up through fissures in
the ocean bottom and washes ashore along the beaches of central
California. This material combines with
the extremely fine sands here to create beaches that are hard enough to drive
on. (At least 3 different people have
assured me that even my 2-wheel drive can have its beach time as long as I
stick to the hard-packed parts… still not sure I’m willing to chance it.)
The Pismo clam was once prolific along the beach. Thanks to some serious overharvested by
beach-goers past, and there are now some strict regulations in place and few
clams to be found. Nevertheless, there
is a Pismo clam festival coming up in a couple of weeks.
There is a fairly visible-and fairly young- homeless
population here. I’ve been awoken by
people going through the dumpster across the street, I’ve had my flip-flops
stolen during a beach walk, and I’ve stumbled across numerous homeless camps in
the woods while out on a run. I suppose,
if you have to be homeless, might as well pick a place with a mild climate and
sea views….
There is also an increasingly visible shark population
here. People love flying their ‘drones’
out over the ocean to look for them!
Notices are regularly posted about shark sightings in the area. It doesn’t stop the surfers but it certainly
makes the casual beach-goers among us a little more weary!
Part of what makes
this area so beautiful is the fact that you have sandy beaches combined with
rocky cliffs and, beyond the cliffs, you have mountains in the distance. It makes for some awfully pretty sunsets!